Here's some good one-liners from Brad Wilcox and John Bytheway this week:
-Nobody wants to go to Disneyland and cheer up Mickey Mouse (missionaries should be happy like Mickey).
-Be a thermostat instead of a thermometer.
-Happiness is a city in the state of Mind.
-Answer to everything: Deseret Books.
-People eat corn. (give corny compliments)
-Putting on the breaks while mom and dad are pedaling is considered just plain rude.
-When Moses started out he was just a basketcase. He was in denile. He told the Pharaoh, "Your plan sphinx!"
-A clean room is a happy room. This room is depressed.
-When a Nephi leads, a Sam will follow. (Sam was older)
-A testimony of straw and sticks will not be enough when the Big Bad Wolf comes. You need bricks!
-The Salvation (gas) Station is strictly self-serve.
-To Brad Wilcox: "You are the weirdest man I have ever met!"
-Alma to the Zoramite poor: "You are good soil because you have been treated like dirt!"
-Nobody wants to go to Disneyland and cheer up Mickey Mouse (missionaries should be happy like Mickey).
-Be a thermostat instead of a thermometer.
-Happiness is a city in the state of Mind.
-Answer to everything: Deseret Books.
-People eat corn. (give corny compliments)
-Putting on the breaks while mom and dad are pedaling is considered just plain rude.
-When Moses started out he was just a basketcase. He was in denile. He told the Pharaoh, "Your plan sphinx!"
-A clean room is a happy room. This room is depressed.
-When a Nephi leads, a Sam will follow. (Sam was older)
-A testimony of straw and sticks will not be enough when the Big Bad Wolf comes. You need bricks!
-The Salvation (gas) Station is strictly self-serve.
-To Brad Wilcox: "You are the weirdest man I have ever met!"
-Alma to the Zoramite poor: "You are good soil because you have been treated like dirt!"
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