Saturday, August 23, 2008

One-liners from Brad and John


Here's some good one-liners from Brad Wilcox and John Bytheway this week:

-Nobody wants to go to Disneyland and cheer up Mickey Mouse (missionaries should be happy like Mickey).

-Be a thermostat instead of a thermometer.

-Happiness is a city in the state of Mind.

-Answer to everything: Deseret Books.

-People eat corn. (give corny compliments)

-Putting on the breaks while mom and dad are pedaling is considered just plain rude.

-When Moses started out he was just a basketcase. He was in denile. He told the Pharaoh, "Your plan sphinx!"

-A clean room is a happy room. This room is depressed.

-When a Nephi leads, a Sam will follow. (Sam was older)

-A testimony of straw and sticks will not be enough when the Big Bad Wolf comes. You need bricks!

-The Salvation (gas) Station is strictly self-serve.

-To Brad Wilcox: "You are the weirdest man I have ever met!"

-Alma to the Zoramite poor: "You are good soil because you have been treated like dirt!"

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